| Author: | Maryann Price | ISBN: | 9781491791639 |
| Publisher: | iUniverse | Publication: | May 13, 2016 |
| Imprint: | iUniverse | Language: | English |
| Author: | Maryann Price |
| ISBN: | 9781491791639 |
| Publisher: | iUniverse |
| Publication: | May 13, 2016 |
| Imprint: | iUniverse |
| Language: | English |
It all started when Aaron Smokey Arnold spilled oil on his trousers and dead-panned, My pants are on their last leg!
With a slew of comical contributors and a talented illustrator who created the accompanying goofball characters, Price and Arnold share a compilation of hilarious one-liners such as:
Pulling a travel trailer with four cylinders is a drag.
That massage therapist musta rubbed somebody the wrong way.
The jazz musicians were in a jam.
The cowboy was at the end of his rope!
The rehearsing minister practiced what he preached until he got it righteous.
The naked gambler was on a winning streak.
I said to my adrenal gland, Whats the rush?
I had a dream about smog and woke up exhausted.
Eaves Droppings is a collection of classic one-liners that will encourage anyone to find and embrace the humor in the every day.
It all started when Aaron Smokey Arnold spilled oil on his trousers and dead-panned, My pants are on their last leg!
With a slew of comical contributors and a talented illustrator who created the accompanying goofball characters, Price and Arnold share a compilation of hilarious one-liners such as:
Pulling a travel trailer with four cylinders is a drag.
That massage therapist musta rubbed somebody the wrong way.
The jazz musicians were in a jam.
The cowboy was at the end of his rope!
The rehearsing minister practiced what he preached until he got it righteous.
The naked gambler was on a winning streak.
I said to my adrenal gland, Whats the rush?
I had a dream about smog and woke up exhausted.
Eaves Droppings is a collection of classic one-liners that will encourage anyone to find and embrace the humor in the every day.
