I Don't Care If My Best Friend's Mom is a Sasquatch, She's Hot and I'm Taking a Shower With Her (...Because It's the New Millennium)

Life for Jason is one wild experience after another.

But then one night he has a chance encounter with a person he thought was but a distant memory. The meeting dredges up a long-forgotten mystery, and suddenly he is trapped on a roller coaster of mystery, danger and wildness—Is it more wildness than he can handle?

Now he is on the run with his star-crossed lover. Will they reach a shower in time, or will the natural heat that burns within her consume her AND him? Will his beautiful, bestial, furry lover tear him to pieces with her giant claws in a lusty rage? Or will she tenderly lather him up, rinse and clean his naked, muscular and strong (for a human) body with scented soaps in a ritual of her people going back thousands of generations in a shower appropriately large enough to fit him and the gigantic, yet tender and svelte creature together?

Find out the answers to these questions only in this seriously wild, hot and bothered new novella from writer Lacey Noonan.