Selling Holes

After completing some of these stories I had to take a cold shower and get a chiropractic adjustment. For some of the others I was interned in the local psychiatric hospital, which was fortunately run by scantily clad nubile Indonesian maids, so I survived. This book comprises some of my most experimental and simply mental short stories. Saturn Fried Chicken is a nutty satirical comment on the idiot-world’s obsession with fried chicken. The story, Diary of a Bureaucrat makes fun of… you know who! Other stories, such as Ocean Horses and Bird World, are beautiful and twisted alien visions. Whereas many of the stories are just insane dialogues inviting comments such as, “Get off the drugs man!” See Relatives, Impossible Equations and Confused Verbs. But like Salvador Dali once explained: the truly surreal-minded do not need drugs for inspiration - they are ‘high’ by nature.