The Election of Dirk Bordeaux

A political satire our elected officials so richly deserve!

Experience the tale of Dirk Bordeaux's outrageous Candidacy for Chairman of the Intergalactic Federation of Straight, Butch Guys.  Join him as he encounters competitors, gender bias, racism, corrupt politicians, and the harsh economic realities of high-stakes politics.  All of which climaxes in the great Election Song and Dance.

The author gratefully acknowledges Prof. Wilhelm Poindexter of the University of New New New New York for the historic research that made this book possible.  The editors consider this claim to be highly fictitious; any civilized person knows that the cost of correspondence between Earth and New New New New York would be prohibitive.